Awful Poetry 1: “Post Office”

by Jake on July 1, 2009

I was watching Casino Royale and was inspired to write this truly awful piece of poetry. Kudos to anyone who can work out why it’s so rubbish and hardly rhymes*.

“Post Office”

Post   emotion  raw,   stained  with  a  teardrop
Or,  send to friends, both new and  old,  a  ciao
Send  a  thank  you  card,   with  note    apropos
To   touch   the   heart  of  any,    just  reach  out
Order pens, paper,  ink,   and write by hand, so
Flowing   ink   bears    emotions    true,   in   riff
Fling email when you have naught  to speak of
I think   fresh   ink   survives    for   reasons  tri
Craft   and   feeling    with    truth     are   terrific
Each   of   us  should  head   to  the  Post  Office

Hint: There is a clue in the fact that I spent half an hour trying to figure out how to fully justify a block of text (to left and right) using html and ended up justifying it by hand by inserting spaces.

There is a clue in the blatant and unnecessary highlighting I’ve done.

*You have to come up with a reason that *doesn’t* include my utter lack of poetic talent – that isn’t hidden anywhere.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Tara July 3, 2009 at 3:12 am

I don’t think it’s rubbish. To me this poetry is like e.e. cummings (he like to make his poems all structured in non-linear ways) meet the Beat-era poets and writers! I like it. It’s different and so reminds me of Allen Ginsberg or Jack Kerouac.

I don’t know why you intended it to make the poem structured that way, but . . . its shape looks like a post-it note ^___^;;;;;

Jake July 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm

It’s incredibly kind of you to say, but I’m not that deep.
Oh, and I’m so stealing your post-it note idea!

Aka h.i.p. July 8, 2009 at 12:16 am

One day (or intersection of space and time with a greater level of entropy compared to this intersection of time, space and entropy) they are going have to teach the concept of linear time. If we can no longer intuit it, perhaps it will be taught by rote. Perhaps dropping into linear thought will be a hobby for those trying to relate to ancient cultures. They say a story takes a thousand tellers ‘cos a whole story, with some echo of truth in it, needs a thousand different perspectives. Non-linear stories may create a new conduit (qualitatively) for reality sharing. Or maybe that’s what this is, you know, existence!

Jake July 8, 2009 at 12:20 am

Thanks, mum.

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